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Drabble Collections 1 [Nov. 4th, 2009|12:53 am]
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[mood |loved<3]
[music |Muse]

Upon request I am uploading some of my OP drabbles (created by the OP random pairing generator) here onto my lj. :P Go wild.
Marshall D. Teach / Monkey D. Dragon / incoherentCollapse )
Mihawk / Jesus Burgess / dutyCollapse )
Fukurou / Smoker / on the shipCollapse )
Chaka / Eustass Kidd / mpregCollapse )
Rob Lucci / X Drake / punishmentCollapse )
Usopp / Coby / crossdressing/genderbenderCollapse )
Ben Beckmen / Basil Hawkins / cuteCollapse )
Jimbei / Smoker / mpregCollapse )

That's all the drabbles I have for now. Many more are on the way! Hope you like them!
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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2009|02:59 pm]
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[mood |busy]

LOL. I'm wasting sooo much time on the squenix website. XD There's a lot of fun stuff there! D: I have to write a paper... ;-;
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Another Epic Dream [Apr. 11th, 2009|02:54 pm]
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[mood |confusedconfused]

Yes, I had one more epic dream in a long history of epic dreams. Of the ones I can remember.... I think this is... hmm... somewhere in the teens? IDK. But yeah, here we go.

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lmao [Mar. 31st, 2009|03:13 pm]
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http://omegle.com :) I would look into it.

hilarious convo oh my gawd

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More people should do this. :D Even if you don't hit the increasingly common /b/tard, you do meet some neat people. XD
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Writer's Block: AKA [Mar. 1st, 2009|12:32 pm]
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What's the story behind your username?
I could not think of an lj name, and I had just gotten back from Spanish (we had done vocab). So I came up with cebollas, which is Spanish for onions. I could put a big story here ripping off that Shrek movie, something about layers and what not, but there was no awesome back story.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ::lame::

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lol One Piece fanart. [Feb. 16th, 2009|09:16 pm]
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[mood |accomplished]

lol so I made some one piece fanart based off of some crack I read earlier....

A picture of Kaku asking his kids why they beat up some idiots with Lucci extracting revenge in the background.

lol Lucci's back there getting revenge. XD He's very protective of his kids because he's training them to be strong. They are kinda like an investment at this stage. He does love 'em though. :P He just... doesnt... show it. >> Kaku and Lucci split the raising fairly evenly. I bet those kids call Lucci 'sir' when they're talking directly to him.
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WE WERE WET BACK IN THOSE DAYS. [Feb. 12th, 2009|11:34 am]
[mood |deviousdevious]

I have no excuse. :D

A Green Day To Baw

Sarah stepped shockingly out into the electrifying sunshine, and admired Stephanie's nostril. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a long sight."

Stephanie climbed off the bed and walked devilishly across the grass to greet her lover. Sarah patted Stephanie on the toe and then tried to baw her gratingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Stephanie said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not magnetic," Sarah. "Not as magnetic as the time we baw'd behind a chimney."

Stephanie nodded laughinly. "We were wet back in those days."

"Our faces were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sarah said. "Everything seems hard and soft when you're young."

"Of course," Stephanie said. "But now we're furry, we can still have fun. If we go about it furiously."

"Furiously?" Sarah said . "But how?"

"With this," Stephanie said and held out a rough porn. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to baw."

Sarah swallowed the porn at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to baw furiously. They baw'd like a child born in the Fire nation would weep over his ill fate. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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"But what about my pulsing butt?" [Feb. 12th, 2009|01:33 am]
[mood |amusedamused]



A Dart In Time

On a flat and crazy morning, Kaku sat in the glade. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His beard ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Jyabura to love someone with a pulsing butt?

Huskily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a red furry guitar, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jyabura would swallow me, in his own throbbing way..."

"Do you?" Jyabura sat down beside Kaku and put his hand on Kaku's stomach. "I think that could be arranged."

Kaku gasped quietly. "But what about my pulsing butt?"

"I like it," Jyabura said furiously. "I think it's long."

They came together and their kiss was like a frog engulfs it's prey with one fell gulp.

"I love you," Kaku said noisily.

"I love you too," Jyabura replied and swallowed him.

They bought a wolf, moved in together, and lived loudly ever after.


The Miracle Of The Raven

Zuko hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like razorblades falling down as tears from his eyes. He loathed it.

Every December, Zuko would feel himself getting all morbid inside. He refused to put up a Christmas razor, he snapped at anyone flaccid enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Zuko had to go to the mall to buy a depressing Fire Nation. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sobbingly around and so much Christmas music blaring angrily, he thought his eye would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an expressionless woman collecting for charity. Zuko never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the expressionless woman dropped his bells and ran in a tree. There was a gloomy raven right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the expressionless woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Zuko rushed out and sorrowfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a black bang and then everything went dark.

When Zuko woke up, he was in a sad room. There was a Christmas razor in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Zuko's hand hurt. A lot.

The expressionless woman came into the room. "I'm so emo!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Mai. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken."

Zuko hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas razor up and his hand was broken, he felt quite dull, especially when he looked at Mai.

"Your hand must hurt gloomily," Mai said. "I think this will help." And she wept Zuko several times.

Now Zuko felt very dull indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Mai. "I love you," he said, and kissed Mai weepingly.

"I love you too," said Mai. Just then, the raven ran into the room and nuzzled Zuko's scar. "I brought him home with us," Mai said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Zuko said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

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So I had an adventure with the Drabble-Matic . We could not stop laughing. :D I cried.

The Adventure Of The Giraffe

Kaku and Lucci were out for a phallic Valentine's walk over the counter. As they went, Lucci rested his hand on Kaku's leg. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dainty, Kaku was filled with lovely dread.

"Do you suppose it's long here?" he asked wantonly.

"You delicious silly," Lucci said, tickling Kaku with his wall. "It's completely firm."

Just then, a soft giraffe leapt out from behind a comb and humped Lucci in the hand. "Aaargh!" Lucci screamed.

Things looked hard. But Kaku, although he was robust, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a rock and, like a leopard stalks its prey in the deep, impenetrable jungle, beat the giraffe quietly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."

Then he clasped Lucci close. Lucci was bleeding huskily. "My darling," Kaku said, and pressed his lips to Lucci's nose.

"I love you," Lucci said emphatically, and expired in Kaku's arms.

Kaku never loved again.

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Possibly the best supermove ever. [Feb. 3rd, 2009|09:14 pm]
[mood |deviousdevious]

Earlier this evening I was part of a battle that is now ongoing. So far I think I'm winning.

Where it began:
[20:33] yamigamieru: *POKE*
[20:33] TheChemicalSky: *folding laundry* yeeeeees?
[20:33] yamigamieru: nothing :D
[20:33] yamigamieru: just thought i'd poke u
[20:33] yamigamieru: >:3

[20:33] TheChemicalSky: ...
[20:33] yamigamieru: :D
[20:33] TheChemicalSky: /ninja poke
[20:33] yamigamieru: D8
[20:33] TheChemicalSky: >>>>>>>
[20:33] yamigamieru: O NO U DINT.
[20:34] TheChemicalSky: Oh yes I did.
[20:34] yamigamieru: /KAMEHAMEHAPOKE
[20:34] TheChemicalSky: O_O
[20:34] TheChemicalSky: You realize
[20:34] TheChemicalSky: this means war.
[20:34] yamigamieru: Bring it on >:D

At which point she (TheChemicalSky) came tearing around the corner of our dorm to the common room where I was, yelling and gearing up to launch across the couch to poke me. Fortunately she spotted my tablet on the couch before she did go crashing into it, but I was prepared with a nice X block. :D She wouldn't have gotten me anyway .
'Nyways. That's it. I've poked her irl once already, so I'm winning. XD

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